so my boyfriend and i were watching monster factory the other day, and one thing leads to another, and we’re making out, right
and as it turns out we forgot to pause the video bc we separated for a second and looked at each other
there was a moment of silence
and then the room is flooded with the sound of griffin mcelroy exclaiming
I THINK THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX
and according to my boyfriend, that was the fastest they’ve ever seen me move bc as soon as that moment was over i was across the room turning off that video because that was the most utterly visceral deer in the headlights moment i’ve ever experienced and it will forever be screaming unerringly in the back of my mind the moment a single molecule of my body even considers the concept of sex i fuckign HATE griffin mcelro









